Speed Mountains You Officially Suck!

I truly despise when I am driving through a parking lot and I have to slow down for a speed bump. NO, I’m not talking about the small speed bumps that you can technically fly over, I’m talking about the speed mountains. Look here city of whatever place I’m in, I get you don’t want me to hit the slow walking chick on her phone crossing the street with a shoe bag in her hand, but do I really have to ruin my car for the sake of her shoes? I THINK NOT! I should not have to hear a scrape at the bottom of my car every time I go over one of your speed mountains, even when trying the classic trick of turning my car diagonal. From now on, I‘m going to start charging the city every time my paint job gets messed up because you want me to control my speed. JUST RUDE!!!



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