Random Rants:
Have you ever witness something and at that moment you just had to tell somebody. Here is where I’m writing down all the random stuff that people do that is just plain stupid or unwritten rule of life that you should follow.
I Just Don’t Understand
- Why do people clap at the end of movies? The actors cant hear you.
- Why are some speed bumps so huge. I prefer not to have the bottom of my car taken out.
- Ladies please make sure your leggings are not see-through, and do not wear bright colored underwear underneath.
- Your eyelashes should not look like you are flying away.
- Child Support is not for your hair, nails.
- Check your underarms before you take a picture. I appreciate you wearing deodorant but nobody wants to see the clumps.
- Dear men, after you’re done with the barber, please wipe away that white line.
- Do not talk loudly on your phone in public. It’s annoying.
- PLEASE for the love of all things holy, chew with your mouth closed. Hearing that wet or popping sound is disgusting.
- Do Not let your kids throw food all over the floor at a restaurant. The staff are not your maids.
Unwritten Rules
- You are not supposed to go into the stall or stand next to someone at the urinal.
- Courtesy Flush when you go number 2 in public. Nobody wants to smell that.
- Do not swipe left or right on someone’s phone when they show you a picture.
- Do not bring seafood of any kind to the office for lunch.
- If you borrow a car, fill up the gas tank when you return it.
- Put the shopping cart in the designated area. Don’t leave it in the middle of the street.
- Dear slow drivers, the far left lane is for people like me who want to speed and risk getting a ticket. MOVE
- If you use the last of the toilet paper, refill it!
- Do not play music on speaker when in public.
- Stand right, walk/run left.