Y’all, I almost died. Pole Dancing is HARD! I give it up for all exotic dancers because Lord Jesus, I could not feel my body parts after our session.

My best friend Anissa decided for her 30 birthday to do a pole dancing class. Now mind you, she has been doing pole for YEARS, this girl right here has done pole once in my entire life, and it was a beginner class. However, I ain’t no punk, so I was down for the cause. After learning the routine and dancing in heels for 3 hours, I was dead, gone, and buried. We recorded our final dances, and y’all, let’s say, it’s a no for me. But, because I have a blog and like putting myself out on the internet for the world to judge and laugh at, here is my “AMAZING” routine.

Oh, and Anissa, we are no longer best friends. That is a lie; you know way too much.